I just watched a hilarious dream in fact 2 of them.. one day before yesterday and one yesterday night.
Let me start with the one I saw first, and I just cant believe it was such an interesting and funny one.
I am in this weird house, I have a gun and I am hiding from someone. I load the gun, and I am making sure, that my fingers are on the trigger, and wishing the gun works... I am hiding on a staircase in one corner, with no roof. Suddenly, I get a feeling that someone is looking down from the roof edge.. I see no one, but a fear grips me, that someone may find out where I am hiding if he just peeks down from the roof. I dash out of my hiding to find a better one, and lo, I am in front of three policemen, and in my excitement I pull the trigger, it goes straight and hits a police in his heart.
Looking at there guns pointed at me, ready to shoot, I shiver, and happily shout out, "I surrender, please dont shoot". The bring out the handcuffs and put it around my wrist. I notice, without there attention, (since, in background some confusion was there, I guess they were under fire, someone else was shooting, its faintly vivid) that the handcuffs dont fit my hand, my hands are much smaller in dimension, and it can easily squeez out (anyway I have the thinnest wrists you can imagine).
In the milee of gun shots and the policemen being bewildered, I release myself from the handcuff and start running as hard I can. between, I may have forgotten, the police wear white uniform, which is the west bengal state police uniform, and the policement looked bengali too. Anyway, I am running, and the policeman start to run after me, but hed for shelter, since someone is shooting. No Harm, I run and I see, I am running in a station platform no.12. Its some wierd station, but I know where I can get out easily avoiding the ticket checkers and also the policemen. So I run heard and reach that place, its an opening on the wall..
I jump out, head across the street, there are buses, rickshaw, and a tramline in between.. I approach a cab, and tell him to drive fast. He asks " where ", I say straight out of Calcutta. he drives and its a long journey, I check my pocket and I have some money. I remember that I can use the ATM, I have some 4000 Rs there.
I reach a desolate place, I ask the driver to stop. he stops, I pay him the money.